My Family Stickers

My Family Sticker Parody

I reckon, of all the cliche stickers people put on their cars, the “My Family” stickers would have to be the worst. I understand that guys would have a southern-cross sticker on their car to prove they are bogans. I understand…

Pokies in Pubs

Pokies in Pub

I reckon pokies have no place in pubs. Pubs are for listening to bands, playing pool, drinking beer, perving on chicks and feeling sorry for yourself. Nothing else. I do play pokies. Only because the entire floor space of my…

Big Brother 2012

Big Brother 2012 on Channel 9

I reckon I could start an Australian Bad TV Hall Of Fame. Dancing With The Stars, Being Lara Bingle and The Apprentice Australia automatically come to mind as inductees. Today I am going to nominate Big Brother to be entered…

Twits with guns…

I reckon Nick D’arcy and Kenrick Monk would have to be almost as stupid as Matthew Newton… I use the word ‘almost’ because Matthew Newton is a complete fuckwit; and these two are just stupid… However; im not really sure…

“Just saying”

I reckon just because you add “just saying” at the end of a sentence doesn’t make whatever you said before it any less offencive. “That dinner was terrible… just saying“ “You played really shit at basketball last night… just saying“  ”You’re mum…

Iconic?

I want to know what the hell they mean by ICONIC? I know what the word icon means but what the! How the hell do they get the connection? “That is such an iconic song.” Look the word up if…

Die Lisa Simpson

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I reckon Lisa Simpson must die. Reason; She is, and will continue to destroy the show. Of all the annoying characters in my favorite TV shows, Lisa would have to be the worst. Why do I watch The Simpsons? To…