Animated News Awards

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I reckon I can pick the top animated news anchors and presenters. 6. Arnie Pye the traffic helicopter reporter from The Simpsons. 5. Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa from Family Guy. 4. Morbo the Annihilator and Linda from Futurama. 3. Kent Brockman,…

Gun laws

I reckon guns are bad. No good can come from the existence of guns. I understand that we can’t make them disappear, but I reckon individuals should not be able to own guns. It’s so easy to pick on America…

MasterChef

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  I reckon Australians hate to cook; yet love to watch other people doing it…! Take Masterchef for example; always gains more than 1 million viewers each night and has to be one of the most BORING things to watch…!…

The Olympic Orgy

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I reckon that if a person is young, fit and healthy, in general they are going to be good looking. So what happens when you put thousands of young, attractive people together in one place at the London Olympics? A…

Pokie Etiquette

I reckon that although pokies are horrible and do nothing good for Australian family’s, pubs and clubs, there are certian ways you should and shouldn’t conduct yourself around these machines. I have compiled the following list of proper pokie etiquette……

Havaianas

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   I reckon you can tell a lot about someone by their thongs. People that wear Havaianas are usually very concerned about how they look and what other people think of them. They are a “trendy” brand of thongs. I’m…

The Shire

I reckon channel 10s love of “dramality” TV is going too far. 10 has been the pioneers of Reality TV in Australia hosting Big Brother for so many years, then they moved into dramality with the abominable Being Lara Bingle.…

Tour De France

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  I reckon the Tour De France, although the pinnacle of Cycling is boring as shit… Lets think about it for a second; these guys ride 3200 kilometres over 3 weeks, all they see is the countryside, blisters and other dudes falling over; push…

Corporate Bingo

I reckon corporate bingo needs a shakeup.  Not just a soft rule change or entry re-evaluation, but an all-out Madonna reinvention-style change. For the non-corporate workers (because ALL corporate workers will know what I’m talking about), corporate bingo is a game…